O’Brien on the Enterprise Bridge

Season 1 Episode 1 “Emissary”

since it is clearly night-time I wish Data had been on the bridge instead of just that nobody lady - who doesn’t even dare push her ass all the way back into Riker’s butt-rut.

Obviously she heard stories of Riker’s bare-assed-escapades on that chair.

Also here starts the confusing rank differences between officers and enlisted personnel as they couldn’t quite fit Chief In there. Is he a Lt? an Ensign? a CPO? Do we add pips? do we remove them? We need new pips!