baruchobramowitz
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
dignified-and-old
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
bureaubaggins
"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

















