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Interstellar Rant -ANNOYED SPOILERS

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I saw Interstellar yesterday and I couldn’t sleep last night. I mean, there were some great tings, but there were also a bunch of weird things in this movie where you’re like “Huh?” (Like how there’s no ARMY anymore when there’s a world FOOD SHORTAGE, and their robots are tricked out smart-ass GUMBIES) but the one thing I simply can’t stop ranting about that is silly but I simply can’t let it go is:

SO A GUY IS RESCUED FROM A BLACK HOLE IN SPACE, POPS OUT DECADES AFTER HE’S BEEN LOST, SCOOPED RANDOMLY FROM DEATH AND SPACE, AND HIS DAUGHTER IS REALLY OLD AND DYING IN A HOSPITAL BED AND HER (AND TRANSITIVELY HIS) FAMILY SURROUNDS HER, AND THE GUY/FATHER ENTERS THE ROOM AND NOT ONE GODDAMNED PERSON AROUND THE DEATHBED EVEN TURNS TO LOOK AT HIM?!?! I MEAN THESE ARE HIS RELATIVES, HIS GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN AND SHIT, NOT ONE OF THEM IS LIKE, “SURE GRANDMA IS DYING OVER THERE, THAT’S SAD, BUT LOOK AT OUR GREAT-GRANDDAD WHO’S HOT AND 40 AND WAS RESCUED FROM TIME AND SPACE AND STUFF. LET’S MAYBE INTRODUCE OURSELVES OR AT LEAST, LIKE, ACKNOWLEDGE HIM?!!!!”

>:/

Edit: TO BE CLEAR I LIKED THE MOVIE AND SOME OF IT WAS AMAZEBALLS BUT I COULDN”T LET THIS THING GO STOP TYPING IN CAPS FELICIA OKAY

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that bugged me too. nailed in on the gumbies

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