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In 1585, the townspeople of Annecy, Savoy, France, became alarmed over an apple that gave out a “great and confused noise.” Believing it to be full of demons, they pushed the apple into a river.

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#‘a great and confused noise’ #THIS APPLE IS FULL OF DEMONS #how many demons fit in an apple???#‘they’? ‘pushed’? HOW MANY PEOPLE DID IT TAKE TO GET THIS APPLE INTO THE RIVER

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Demon apples do tend to be small. In fact, the usual thing is for demons to hide inside apples and then possess people who eat them.

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Perhaps there used to be a giant hellspawn demon apple breed, now extinct. PERHAPS WE OWE THE FRENCH MORE THAN WE KNOW

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