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WHAT THE SIGNS NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING

Aries: a reality check

Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine

Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer

Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate

Leo: a room without mirrors

Virgo: a xanax

Libra: a backbone

Scorpio: to be escorted into hell

Sagittarius: to sit still

Capricorn: a joint

Aquarius: to fucking listen

Pisces: to just... chill for a sec

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Aries: a reality check Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate Leo: a room without mirrors Virgo: a xanax Libra: a backbone Scorpio: to be escorted into hell Sagittarius: to sit still Capricorn: a joint Aquarius: to fucking listen Pisces: to just... chill for a sec

I DON'T NEED NO ESCORT I CAN FIND MY OWN WAY

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