St. Juniper once said, by his loins shall ye know him and by the length of his rod shall ye be measured. The length of my rod is a mystery to all but the Queen and a thousand Turkish whores. But the fruits of my loins are here for all to see. I have two sons Harry and….another one.
King Richard IV, St. Juniper’s Day, 1498
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