first impressions of the signs
Aries: generally loud. opinionated. affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs. hilarious, but not someone you want to cross.
Taurus: sweet. kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends. tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over. is crafty and probably likes cooking.
Gemini: fuckin chatterbox. absolute genius, seems to hate everyone. sort of mentally distant. is probably smarter than you.
Cancer: very nice, but changes moods very quickly. hates getting called out or picked on. usually has a well established friend group and eats a lot.
Leo: popular, charismatic. more perceptive than they let on. kind to their friends, but can raise hell if you piss them off. loyal.
Virgo: hardworking, stickler for detail. is in multiple fandoms. can't let topics go in conversation and likes colored skinny jeans. most likely has dimples.
Libra: queen bee. social, flighty, and talkative. great at making people feel special. started saying "swag" and "yolo" ironically and can't stop.
Scorpio: closed book. expressive eyes. is outgoing but somehow not quite part of things. best resting bitch face, eye rolls 5ever.
Sagittarius: energetic, friendly. the nicest asshole ever. walks with confidence. brutally honest but only if you ask for it. protective of their friends.
Capricorn: quiet and reserved but can be silly with friends. lame puns all the way. likes money and power. sometimes plays the victim too much.
Aquarius: really fuckin weird, like they don't even act weird it just radiates off of them. detached and bored-looking. talks fast or mumbles. are usually hardcore weebs. definitely smarter than you. 10/10 could kick your ass.
Pisces: quiet, dreamy. stares at people a lot, seems to look through people. tries a little too hard to be funny sometimes. acts like an asshole even though deep inside they are fluffy bunnies. makes people feel special, like Libra.
Aries: generally loud. opinionated. affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs. hilarious, but not someone you want to cross. Taurus: sweet. kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends. tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over. is crafty and probably likes cooking. Gemini: fuckin chatterbox. absolute genius, seems to hate everyone. sort of mentally distant. is probably smarter than you. Cancer: very nice, but changes moods very quickly. hates getting called out or picked on. usually has a well established friend group and eats a lot. Leo: popular, charismatic. more perceptive than they let on. kind to their friends, but can raise hell if you piss them off. loyal. Virgo: hardworking, stickler for detail. is in multiple fandoms. can't let topics go in conversation and likes colored skinny jeans. most likely has dimples. Libra: queen bee. social, flighty, and talkative. great at making people feel special. started saying "swag" and "yolo" ironically and can't stop. Scorpio: closed book. expressive eyes. is outgoing but somehow not quite part of things. best resting bitch face, eye rolls 5ever. Sagittarius: energetic, friendly. the nicest asshole ever. walks with confidence. brutally honest but only if you ask for it. protective of their friends. Capricorn: quiet and reserved but can be silly with friends. lame puns all the way. likes money and power. sometimes plays the victim too much. Aquarius: really fuckin weird, like they don't even act weird it just radiates off of them. detached and bored-looking. talks fast or mumbles. are usually hardcore weebs. definitely smarter than you. 10/10 could kick your ass. Pisces: quiet, dreamy. stares at people a lot, seems to look through people. tries a little too hard to be funny sometimes. acts like an asshole even though deep inside they are fluffy bunnies. makes people feel special, like Libra.
