aries those hardcore personal fitness trainers on TV who need to calm the fuck down.

taurus loyal and sensitive but REALLY REALLY STUBBORN...blah blah blah also FOOD.

gemini busy, social, intelligent...would be completely perfect if they weren't so shallow.

cancer eats nutella straight from the jar as they watch the notebook and cry.

leo *beyonce voice* i'mma a diva, i'mma i'mma a diva, i'mma i'mma a diva, i'mma i'mma a diva

virgo a weird combination of perfectionism, pretentious douchebaggery and indie music.

libra boring. perfect in every way. let's face it perfection is boring.

scorpio fuckin intense motherfuckers who everyone wants to fuck, angry sex addicts who daydream about murder while secretly being massive dorks at the same time.

sagittarius those ppl who write sad poetry and title it "3am ramblings" and edit love quotes over scenery and have random philosophical outbursts about cheese.

capricorn devoid of all emotions except for self-pity and GREED.

aquarius sociology majors with no souls.

pisces little fishies in teh sea who never harm a soul and are nice 2 everyone but always get fished out and eaten in the end.