mean stereotypes for the signs
trippygemini
Aries: the boss. angry bitch, fighting all the time, has no fucking chill and can’t stand other people trying to overpower them
Taurus: lazy ass motherfucker, eats all the fucking time, is too damn stubborn and possessive over everything
Gemini: lying ass bitch, hot as fuck but gets bored and tired of people in five seconds, literally can never stop talking
Cancer: crying fucking baby, the mom, the dramatic one, is too damn melancholic, always looking like a kitten with a pink bow on their head
Leo: self centered bitch, can never stop looking in the mirror because they’re too damn good looking, always wants to be the leader
Virgo: perfectionist little bitch, studies more than humanly possible, can’t stop criticizing people, always acting like they’re fucking perfect
Libra: the balanced lil bitch, literally thinks she’s the center of the universe, always trying to please everyone
Scorpio: sexual perverted motherfucker, psychopath, likes blood and murdering people, literally can never stop having sex
Sagittarius: adventurous bitch, can’t commit to anyone, adrenaline junkie, thinks they’re funny as fuck
Capricorn: heartless motherfucker, is never impressed about anything ever, literally can never stop thinking about money
Aquarius: weird little fuck, emotionally detached, hipster, always trying to change the world with their so called brilliant minds
Pisces: kawaii bitch, always with their minds in a different dimension, too damn emotional, thinks they live in a world full of fairies and mermaids
