russian: everyone knows you took his head
me if i was matt: ew that’s disgusting why would i do that??????
me: what, nooooo, nooooo, uh *casually tosses jacket over Russian mobster head bookend*
russian: everyone knows you took his head
me if i was matt: ew that’s disgusting why would i do that??????
me: what, nooooo, nooooo, uh *casually tosses jacket over Russian mobster head bookend*