after enduring months of being put up with hellish, unsavory strangers for roommates in my dorm I’ve taken it upon myself to procure a room to myself once I have it by employing several carefully thought out strategies
tactic one: telling my would-be roommate that I cannot sleep unless my cardboard cutout of Legolas is watching me
tactic two: tucking the cutout of Legolas into the spare bed and acting like I put him to bed every night before I go to sleep
If you’re wondering, I haven’t had a roommate in over four months.
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas
