i actually stayed up thinking about a serious Star Trek Beyond Belief and:

• Frank and Sadie battle the pah-wraiths
  
• Q comes over once a week for drinks
  
• Imagine Sadie and a tribble
  
• then imagine the penthouse being over run with them
  
• To Quark’s very deep dismay, the Doyles’ drinks are on the house
  
• because he lost a bet with them or s/t
  
• But Frank is always a good source and buyer for auctions
  
• intergalactic booze tour

In short, Star Trek Beyond? fuck that. Star Trek Beyond Belief? YES PLS

Bashir’s has an immense wardrobe consisting outfits from his Bond holoprogram, his beyond the stars alter ego’s robe and long filtered cigarette (he had one right? if not he SHOULD), his WWII flying ace outfit. Conversely Frank and Sadie have stashed an emergency bottle of gin inside Kukalaka.

“And you say that your crew is possessed by a doomed race that compels them to act their final moments before they destroyed each other, and you built a clock?”

Nog and Jake as the Doyle’s liquor delivery boys, again can be their What you leave behind alter egos with Nog the newspaper boy and Jake the hoodlum.

The Doyle’s finding Martok’s supply of Bloodwine “pedestrian.”

Unable to out-drink Weyoun.