Star Trek: SPACE is going to make humanity care about one another and solve all the world’s problems and we’ll just bake a space cake full of rainbows and smiles and go to space together and give it to the aliens and they’ll eat it and be happy!!!

Star Wars: Humanity is just going to keep on doin’ human stuff like… wars and Spaghetti Westerns and Nascar races, but like, in space?

Battlestar Galactica: OH GOD SPACE NO NO MORE SPACE. SPACE WAS A MISTAKE. WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME BUT THE ROBOTS WON’T LET US