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Behold, the worst written line of all time:

negativereader

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

iheartmoonlight

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

therealfeedback

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

pirouetteintopurgatory

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

caedmonfaith

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

dayofthedoodles

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

caedmonfaith

I nearly peed.

tenorsaxophonebunny

HIS EYEBROWS WIDENED

HIS EYEBROWS WIDENED

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i mean the second was a parody of the first so maybe it’s on purpose.
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