sparks1974

i watched literally 1.5 hr movie of paul simon shaving and having sex thats the only thing that happened during the whole movie im in tears

sparks1974

tbh i’m obsessed with this movie i got to watch him punch a cereal box

stargates

i cant believe u made me watch that lindsay. paul simon is the worst actor who ever lived and you made me look at his tiny naked body 0/10

sparks1974

paul was trying so hard it’s not his fault he has the acting presence of a cardboard box

stargates

the movie gave me a headache. paul simon’s bad acting physically harmed me and i demand compensation 

sparks1974

remember when he flew into that room and punched a cereal box tho. tell me u didnt love that scene

stargates

that scene gave me diarrhea