sparks1974
sparks1974
i watched literally 1.5 hr movie of paul simon shaving and having sex thats the only thing that happened during the whole movie im in tears
sparks1974
tbh i’m obsessed with this movie i got to watch him punch a cereal box
stargates
stargates
i cant believe u made me watch that lindsay. paul simon is the worst actor who ever lived and you made me look at his tiny naked body 0/10
sparks1974
paul was trying so hard it’s not his fault he has the acting presence of a cardboard box
stargates
the movie gave me a headache. paul simon’s bad acting physically harmed me and i demand compensation
sparks1974
remember when he flew into that room and punched a cereal box tho. tell me u didnt love that scene
stargates
that scene gave me diarrhea
