thank you my friend for asking me this. i’m so happy.
we gotta start off with bruce at what i believe is my age (right now), 17. he might actually be 16, 17, or 18, in this picture. i’m not sure.
then, gifs. middle aged bruce. oh, goodness. goodness. i wanna run my hands through his hair and cry.
honestly, goals. i wish i was jeffery donavan in this gif.
this photo as well. because he’s really weird in fake mustaches & goatees and i love it.
more gifs of bruce looking beautiful & dorky at the same time. look at his chin. why the fuck does it jutt out that far? i fucking love it.
look! look at this fucking huge eyed baby!!!!! look! at this fucking! giant eyed baby! he is such a cute kid! he’s such a tiny baby in this! his brothers have normal looking human eyes and then he is a fucking anime! what the fuck!
also this gif. he’s crying in this scene ( i think ) while a dude serenades him, but when i see this gif i imagine someone’s blowing him and that’s his face and then i feel dirty…. but lowkey in a good way….
number eight reveals my utter love for that thousand yard stare and blood covered youth that is baby ashley in evil dead one. bruce is so hot covered in blood. it’s amazing. god. god damn.
in this gif, or rather directly before it, he says swallow this. and for bruce campbell, i would.
finally, number ten. i like to pretend it’s me in this picture & that’s why it’s my favorite. god, i’m so weak in the knees for the gray sideburns. he’s older than my goddamn dad but i want him to kiss me. god damn it.
First, that’s not a goatee it’s a soul patch, and two it’s not fake, why do you think it’s fake?