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If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

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Dumbold Tramp.

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Dernald Frump

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Tronald Dump

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Trombone Klump.

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dolan pump

wellmanicuredman

deeznuts grump

botbook

Donut Train

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Dong Testicle

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Dimbulb Tosspot

spockvarietyhour

Bloated Stump

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