The signs as failed Fallout: New Vegas dialogue skill checks
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Aries: “Raise your price or… or… you’ll be ‘chip outta luck.’”
Taurus: “You should leave before I… get mad.”
Gemini: “But where do you get protein? Oh my god! You’re all cannibals!”
Cancer: “Robot! Let me past!”
Leo: “Boy, I… sure would like some drugs. Do you know where I could buy some drugs?”
Virgo: “I sort of tasted human flesh once. Mmm mmm good. Tell me all your secrets.”
Libra: “You must be, like… a brain in a jar!”
Scorpio: <Display middle finger.>
Sagittarius: “But the girl is sick. With classic symptoms of, uh… Vagina Dentata?”
Capricorn: “Just stick your fingers down your throat. That’ll flush you real good.”
Aquarius: “Thinking about you in tight leather makes me want to uh… blow my top?”
Pisces: “I’m going to… well, I’m sure it will be very painful if you don’t pay.”
