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spockvarietyhour

#remember how i said i keep having creepy ds9 dreams #LAST NIGHT’S TAKES THE CAKE #i was in a police station trying to file a report for a stolen bicycle #and i turned a corner and ran into none other than JULIAN #DRESSED UP IN IN FANCY PURPLE AND SILVER ROYAL ATTIRE #WITH A HAT WITH A FEATHER IN IT AND A SWORD AND EVERYTHING #and i said “julian this is not a good time please go somewhere else” #so he politely opened up a nearby drawer and sat all scrunched up in it ~out of the way~ until i left #send help

This is all brilliant and I need it all here.

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  1. cephalopodgal said: i love your brain