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RTD Season Finale Series 1: Wow looks like the Doctor is going to die. He does.
RTD Season Finale Series 2: Wow looks like Rose is going to stay in that parallel universe. Wow. She does.
RTD Season Finale Series 3: Wow looks like Martha is going to left the TARDIS. Surprise. She does. And the Master died. Wow. He does.
RTD Season Finale Series 4: After all this time, Rose comes back for 2 episodes, we had small hints of that, Martha had one episode involving her on the TARDIS, The Master came back to life without plotholes, and we had this reunion of companions probably conmemorating that the series with everything that that involves (plots, doctor, companions) is over. Bit like a goodbye. Seems good to me.
Oh, look, Donna is not coming back. She actually doesnt.
Oh, look, the Tenth Doctor is dying. He actually does.
And The Master. And Davros. And even The Daleks seem so. River died. Wow. So much real dying.
Moffat Series 5: Oh look Daleks are back. The Doctor is going to die. He actually doesnt. Ooops Rory is dead. Oh, no, we are fooled he survived. Amy has been shot she is dead. Oops no timey wimey plothole she is alive. Ohhh timey wimey i am bringing back from the dead the whole universe.
Moffat Series 6: Oh look the Doctor is going to die again in the main plot. Ooops he doesnt. He didnt die and skipped a fixed point because he had a robot.
Moffat series 7: The Ponds are gone. Look a Clara. Oh, no shes dead. Oh, no, she is alive. Nope, dead. Oh, no, another Clara. Dead again. Oh look millions of Claras. Look they are all dead because of saving the Doctor. But the main Clara is alive. ¿Dead River? Oh, no, she is alive too. We are throwing a party together. The doctor died too and all their friends from his whole timeline but look clara got them back safe and sound! Now River is dead for sure.
Look there is three doctors now! Wasnt tenth dead? Yeah, still bringing him back. And a new invented doctor because bringing people back from the dead just wasnt enough! And look Rose is not Rose but we can fangirl for sure because she is back!
Look we brought back timelords! And Gallifrey!
Now that the Eleventh Doctor hasnt got any regenerations left he is dying for sure. Right? RIGHT? NOPE. He is not!
Moffat series 8: look new doctor. He wont die right? Nop, for sure, but Danny will! And we will bring him back. And then we’ll kill him again! Osgood is dead. Brigadier back! Now dead brigadier-cybermen. And dead Missy!
Moffat series 9: Missy is back from the dead! Doctor is going to die! Twice! He doesnt. Look we brought davros back with skaro. Is anyone surprise at this point? Nope?
but is not enough because the doctor will die in a submarine this time! For sure! And we will be bringing back River and Osgood this season. Dead? Hahaha still with that joke?
