the subtitles got this wrong, he actually says, “i’ve put in an order with garak for some new baby clothes” (as a gift for a pregnant ensign) and i’m sorry but CAN YOU IMAGINE GARAK MAKING BABY CLOTHES
please, i want an entire episode dedicated just to that concept
you are gonna see those babies comin from a looooooooooong way away
Garak carefully researching the infant development of whatever species these babies are to make sure the clothes he sews will be comfortable and conducive to healthy growth
Garak insisting Julian keeps coming in to the shop to approve fabric choices and give him his professional opinion as a doctor on whether these buttons are suitable fastenings or a choking hazard
Garak designing a stealth onesie
“And I’ve made sure to include a few extra pockets, and the materials I’ve used have *somehow* made those pockets sensor proof so I you need to smuggle a snack or a dart filled with a rare poison that could only kill one person in particular….





