All the things written on Bernard’s blackboard throughout the three seasons of Black Books.
(”No mobiles, no walkmans [rest is indecipherable]”, “No smouldering”, “88°”, [Manny vs Bernard tally board for number of unusual creatures killed in the store], “No prehensilizing”, “No chatting, no smiling, absolute silence”, “Don’t”, “No giggling”, “Don’t do that”, “No anecdotage”, “Can’t”)
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