lesliecrusher
lesliecrusher
THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
spockvarietyhour
7 months ago /
#OH CONNOR, YOU NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD SO HERE IS MY VAGINA AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT I TREATED YOU LIKE A SON AND CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS AND LOVED YOUR FATHER AND GOT TO THIRD BASE WITH HIM UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A GHOSTLY BALLET. NONE OF THAT MATTERS BECAUSE THE WRITERS HAVE DEEMED THAT YOU’RE ONE PIECE OF FINE JAILBAIT ASS. NOW GET THAT 16-YEAR-OLD WILLOWY BODY ON TOP OF ME AND START THRUSTING WEAKLY WITH A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE JUVENILE DISBELIEF ON YOUR FACE WHILE I WRITHE, UNENTHUSED, BENEATH YOU. LET’S REALLY TRY TO SEE IF WE CAN MAKE THIS THE MOST AWKWARD AND DISGUSTING SEX SCENE IN ALL OF TELEVISED HISTORY! ALAS, IT’S A SHAME YOUR FATHER NEVER GOT TO EXPLORE MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS. BUT AT LEAST I’VE GOT YOU, PETER PAN~ #SERIOUSLY WHAT STRONG, PERSONALITY-ALTERING, JUDGMENT-CLOUDING DRUGS WERE THE WRITERS ON WHEN THEY DECIDED THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. #I LITERALLY HAD SUCH A STRONG, DISGUSTED VISCERAL REACTION TO THIS THAT I SCRAMBLED AWAY FROM MY LAPTOP AND GAPED IN HORROR AND STARTED BABBLING HYSTERICAL NONSENSE AT THE SCREEN, BEGGING NEVER TO BE BORN SO I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS, PRAYING FOR DEATH TO TAKE ME ON SWIFT WINGS SO I WOULDN’T HAVE TO VISUALIZE THIS EVERY TIME I CLOSED MY EYES, WILLING MYSELF TO GO BACK IN TIME AND PLEAD WITH JOSS NOT TO WRITE THIS STORY #THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN WATCH THIS SCENE: RIP OFF MY SKIN. SET MY NOSE HAIRS ON FIRE. PEEL OFF MY FINGERNAILS. DRINK BATTERY ACID. PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE. PUNCH //CONNOR// IN THE FACE. WATCH A 5-HOUR SEX TAPE OF PRINCIPAL SNYDER AND DRACULA. ANYTHING!! #NO I AM NOT OVERREACTING THIS IS A PERFECTLY PROPORTIONATE AND REASONABLE REACTION TO SUCH A REVOLTING NAUSEATING EVENT #NONE OF THE AWARDS FOR CONNOR AND CORDELIA!!!!! #ANGEL #ANGEL THE SERIES #ATS #CONNOR #CORDELIA CHASE #CONNOR YOU LITTLE SHIT #APOCALYPSE NOWISH
#OH CONNOR, YOU NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD SO HERE IS MY VAGINA AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT I TREATED YOU LIKE A SON AND CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS AND LOVED YOUR FATHER AND GOT TO THIRD BASE WITH HIM UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A GHOSTLY BALLET. NONE OF THAT MATTERS BECAUSE THE WRITERS HAVE DEEMED THAT YOU’RE ONE PIECE OF FINE JAILBAIT ASS. NOW GET THAT 16-YEAR-OLD WILLOWY BODY ON TOP OF ME AND START THRUSTING WEAKLY WITH A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE JUVENILE DISBELIEF ON YOUR FACE WHILE I WRITHE, UNENTHUSED, BENEATH YOU. LET’S REALLY TRY TO SEE IF WE CAN MAKE THIS THE MOST AWKWARD AND DISGUSTING SEX SCENE IN ALL OF TELEVISED HISTORY! ALAS, IT’S A SHAME YOUR FATHER NEVER GOT TO EXPLORE MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS. BUT AT LEAST I’VE GOT YOU, PETER PAN~ #SERIOUSLY WHAT STRONG, PERSONALITY-ALTERING, JUDGMENT-CLOUDING DRUGS WERE THE WRITERS ON WHEN THEY DECIDED THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. #I LITERALLY HAD SUCH A STRONG, DISGUSTED VISCERAL REACTION TO THIS THAT I SCRAMBLED AWAY FROM MY LAPTOP AND GAPED IN HORROR AND STARTED BABBLING HYSTERICAL NONSENSE AT THE SCREEN, BEGGING NEVER TO BE BORN SO I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS, PRAYING FOR DEATH TO TAKE ME ON SWIFT WINGS SO I WOULDN’T HAVE TO VISUALIZE THIS EVERY TIME I CLOSED MY EYES, WILLING MYSELF TO GO BACK IN TIME AND PLEAD WITH JOSS NOT TO WRITE THIS STORY #THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN WATCH THIS SCENE: RIP OFF MY SKIN. SET MY NOSE HAIRS ON FIRE. PEEL OFF MY FINGERNAILS. DRINK BATTERY ACID. PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE. PUNCH //CONNOR// IN THE FACE. WATCH A 5-HOUR SEX TAPE OF PRINCIPAL SNYDER AND DRACULA. ANYTHING!! #NO I AM NOT OVERREACTING THIS IS A PERFECTLY PROPORTIONATE AND REASONABLE REACTION TO SUCH A REVOLTING NAUSEATING EVENT #NONE OF THE AWARDS FOR CONNOR AND CORDELIA!!!!! #ANGEL #ANGEL THE SERIES #ATS #CONNOR #CORDELIA CHASE #CONNOR YOU LITTLE SHIT #APOCALYPSE NOWISH
just needed this on here.
