the signs as brit stereotypes
aries: fucking love tea
taurus: have never seen any weather other than rain
gemini: we're all pessimists
cancer: extremely intelligent because of our accents
leo: insanely obsessed with football
virgo: have really bad teeth
libra: good at cooking
scorpio: fish n chips forever
sagittarius: very proud of the royal family
capricorn: curse like sailors and drink a LOT
aquarius: say "pip pip cheerio" and other funny words
pisces: incredibly sarcastic and rude in general
aries: fucking love tea taurus: have never seen any weather other than rain gemini: we're all pessimists cancer: extremely intelligent because of our accents leo: insanely obsessed with football virgo: have really bad teeth libra: good at cooking scorpio: fish n chips forever sagittarius: very proud of the royal family capricorn: curse like sailors and drink a LOT aquarius: say "pip pip cheerio" and other funny words pisces: incredibly sarcastic and rude in general
