If the real world worked like an RPG, you’d post a flyer about your missing cat some time in 2005, then, years later, Barack Obama would drop by after personally defeating Osama bin Laden to deliver your cat, explaining that he was clearing out his quest log now the story was done.
You’d give him a cake and then he’d start opening all your drawers.
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