Danny, I am thirty or forty years old. He/Him. Lots of Scifi and way too much media, too many gifs. Not a DW Rewatch Rewatch (S10), It's Not a Stargate Rewatch Rewatch (SGA S5). Vigil (S1). Various other media.
The scene is well played for laughs but you gotta wonder what kind of sickbay keeps phasers lying around in random cabinets