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I’m hiring NPCs for my estate

coolfriendlyguy

Starting wage is $10/hour, with a $300 stipend for utilities and food. Housing is provided. 

Job description

  • Stay in the same outdoor area from 8 am to 8 pm every day
  • 8:01 pm - 7:59 am will be spent in bed. You can’t get up unless I try to kill you in your sleep.
  • I get to look through your pockets as much as I want, whenever I want, and you can’t say anything unless you notice me take something.
  • If I slip a vial of posion into your pocket you have to drink it no matter what.
  • You can ask me to do tasks that are vital to your life and well-being and I will complete them, but it’ll take five weeks.
  • Can’t wear nicer clothes than me unless you’re okay with me attacking you for them
npc

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