actual conversation while my sister brought Little Nephew into my unchildproofed room
me: I'm sorry but while he's so energetic I don't think this is a safe space for him to be in
my sister: oh god, he's got a sword
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me: I'm sorry but while he's so energetic I don't think this is a safe space for him to be in my sister: oh god, he's got a sword





