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Nazgul Giving Sauron Their Report After Getting Drowned in The River Bruinen.

Nazgul: So, we made a couple of small mistakes.

Sauron: You stabbed pillows thinking they were hobbits.

Nazgul: Okay then Lord Perfect, medium sized mistakes.

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Nazgul: So, we made a couple of small mistakes. Sauron: You stabbed pillows thinking they were hobbits. Nazgul: Okay then Lord Perfect, medium sized mistakes.

LotRAlso you drowned the horses what makes you think you deserve dragons?

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