airyairyquitecontrary
Jasper always reminds me of Captain Blackadder’s line about having “a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of me.”
indigobluerose
“The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!”
- Jasper, probably
airyairyquitecontrary
Oh God - she thought she had a cunning plan, didn’t she.
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