Turin He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.

Feanor A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Sauron Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face.

Luthien why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here

Thingol STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!

Maglor “I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly.

Maedhros “This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand

Finrod And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Eonwe Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?

Melkor “Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.

Finwe You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

Finarfin WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!