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Silmarillion Characters as Quotes from My Immortal

Turin: He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.

Feanor: A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Sauron: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face.

Luthien: why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here

Thingol: STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!

Maglor: “I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly.

Maedhros: “This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand

Finrod: And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Eonwe: Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?

Melkor: “Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.

Finwe: You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

Finarfin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

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Turin: He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. Feanor: A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Sauron: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. Luthien: why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here Thingol: STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS! Maglor: “I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly. Maedhros: “This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand Finrod: And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 Eonwe: Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces? Melkor: “Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly. Finwe: You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not. Finarfin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

The SilmarillionMy Immortal

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