heyitspj
your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name
heyitspj
for example: i am the manhattan cheerio
vulgarweed
I’m Fancy Gap Kung Pao Chicken!
aprillikesthings
I’m the Portland Ramen!
airyairyquitecontrary
The Howick Scone. Okay. Actually that was predictable.
spockvarietyhour
Montreal Corn Pops.





