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hubblegleeflower

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

hybridic

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sorrynotsorrybi

 Here’s the list: 

  • Curious
  • Extraordinary
  • Eccentric
  • Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing
  • Inconsistent
  • A sunset lover
  • Smooth elbows
  • A man with specific mannerisms
  • Sleeps diagonally
  • A perplexment
  • Rides the carousel
  • An evening botanist
  • Classically athletic
  • Fraternally-minded
  • Wears a light wristwatch
  • Gives a careful handshake
  • Gives too much change for a dollar
  • A fluent swimmer
  • A keen-eyed birdwatcher
  • Fond of his mother
  • Elegant
  • Built on an uncertain foundation
  • Fluttersome
  • A real jackdaw
  • Avowed bachelor
  • A gentleman of the piers
  • Born with the caul
  • Limber
  • An aesthete
  • In the way of uncles
  • He throws a party with an open guest list
  • Son of the moon
  • A boy from Eton
  • Always rings twice
  • Has a silk bathrobe
  • Not quite up-to-code
  • He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus
  • Stays ahead of the game
  • A skillful mountain climber
  • Salutes another flag
  • An upside-down chimney-sweep

tag yourself I’m “a perplexment”

copperbadge

Years ago I once mentioned to a coworker at a theatre where I was interning that my boss was bi (he was out, I wasn’t doing anything I shouldn’t) and she said “Oh! He sometimes shops at the other market!” 

I almost fell over laughing at the expression, and I reported the conversation to my mum later. She picked it up and would joke about it for like, YEARS after. It became a running joke in our family, the expression “He shops at the other market.”  

This ended up being REALLY funny about five years later when we were trying to find a grocery store on a family road trip and ended up buying what we needed from a grocery store with a big sign out front reading BI-MART. We pulled into the parking lot and I leaned over to my mother and said, “This is the other market he shops at.”

what a storyI'm Son of the Moon

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