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ACCURATE.

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

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Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner* Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

yes that's my scorpio self there

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