Aries Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.