charlesoberonn

Rick: Ford, I need to b-b-*burp*-orrow your grandnephews.
Ford: Rick, you’re my friend, but you’re also drunk and irresponsible, I’m not letting you anywhere near Mabel and Dipper.
Rick: Fine, fuck you. I don’t need them anyway. I’m gonna get my own Mabel and Dipper. And they’ll be 10 times better than yours.
-2 years later-

Rick: Mortbel, Mipper, are you ready for some goddamn fucking mysteries?!
Morties: Geez, Rick, are you still on about that?












