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buttsexington

Things I will never understand:

  • why even include this loophole

If I were in charge mine would say “Pray this accursed book shall never be again read, because it was absolutely terrible and almost worse than the Twilight series, but no side effects like a demon being released will happen because I am damn good at my job”

spockvarietyhour

Yup, trapped in a book. brilliant.

Reading aloud, just ask Fred and Pltz Grb