okay i know this is old as shit but re: the walmart security beeper: do you not own a hammer??? why didn't you just get a claw hammer, take that godawful thing outside, and just go to town on it? wearing safety glasses, ofc

10,000 people. in the span of four months, 10,000 people have replied to my joke video, one at a time, telling me to smash it with a hammer

it’s been 149 days since i uploaded this. that comes out to about 75 comments a day. more than half of those are “smash it with a hammer.” every day, for the rest of my life, enough people to fill a city bus will take time out their day to tell me to smash a walmart security tag with a hammer

this video is about to hit 4 million views. my comment feed on youtube is unusable. i literally resorted to filtering the word “hammer” out of my comments (it didn’t help)

in closing: youtube is a bad website and i would not wish this experience on my worst enemy