Elim Garak’s sartorial euphemisms for sex:

10.) Threading the bobbin
9.) Letting out the inseam
8.) Flicking the thread take-up lever
7.) Pounding the needle plate
6.) Adjusting the stitch width dial
5.) Venting the jacket tail
4.) Joining the notch
3.) Basting
2.) Thick-needle darning

1.) Enjoyable company