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“The party faced off against Shia Labeouf tonight. Giles got part of her cheek eaten, Dreya had a chunk of shoulder bitten off, and Umong had some arm ripped off then spat out in disgust. They’re all pretty...
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The party faced off against Shia Labeouf tonight. Giles got part of her cheek eaten, Dreya had a chunk of shoulder bitten off, and Umong had some arm ripped off then spat out in disgust. They’re all pretty mentally scarred, and Giles learned an important lesson that sometimes humans Eat People and sometimes orcs aren’t the bad guys. Next meeting, we venture into the Underdark. - DM

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D&Dactual cannibal shia labeouf

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