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uss-edsall: “ Onlookers line up to watch the annual sacrifice of the baby boats to the sea pyramid™ to avoid her wrath. This sacrifice is necessary to continue the safety of the United States of America, for if we do not sacrifice our baby boats to...
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Onlookers line up to watch the annual sacrifice of the baby boats to the sea pyramid™ to avoid her wrath. This sacrifice is necessary to continue the safety of the United States of America, for if we do not sacrifice our baby boats to the sea pyramid™ every year, her wrath will see the destruction of our great country. 

There will be nothing we can do to stop the sea pyramid™ if we do not continue these sacrifices.

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