shiftythrifting

Not included: footage of the kid who ran up behind me and said to his dad “let’s get that!” and the look of disappointment the father gave him in return

garbage-empress

This is actually Keanu’s equivalent to Dorian Gray’s portrait.

haiku-robot

this is actually
keanu’s equivalent to
dorian gray’s portrait



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!