@jimkirkwearspanties the new athletic uniforms come in and I explode out of the crate and slither off into the vents of the enterprise, never to leave and only to have people manage the barest glimpses of me throughout the years and then i become an urban legend of the enterprise that crewmen tell stories about to new recruits and its not until in Search for Spock when Jim explodes the ship that I finally am vanquished except my legacy lives on when the Enterprise-A is commissioned because the story of the butt cryptid is inherited from Enterprise to Enterprise for the rest of the ship’s history, even up through TNG
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