PEARLS RATED ON A SCALE FROM PERFECT TO PERFECT
grandpamagnet
grandpamagnet
SMUG YELLOW LEMON
- SELFIE WITH YA BOSS THEN LEAVES IT ON HER BOSS’S COMPUTER
- MAKES THE WEIRDEST FACES BUT IS STILL HOT
- LOVES HER JOB
- THINKS SHE’S BETTER THAN YOU
- DEFINITELY HAS RECEIPTS ON EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY
- ALWAYS TAKING NOTES
- IS PROBABLY A BRAT 24/7 & I LOVE THAT COMMITMENT
RATING: PERFECT
BLUEBIRD
- SMALL QUIET GIRL
- DEEPEST CURTSY I’VE EVER SEEN BUT SHE NEVER FALLS
- HAIR AND DRESS FLOOF UP WHEN SHE’S SURPRISED LIKE A GHIBLI CHARACTER
- EXPRESSES HERSELF THROUGH ART
- ROLLS 20 FOR PERCEPTION
- CAN’T ACTUALLY SEE BUT RELIES ON ECHOLOCATION PROBABLY
- SHE SO QUIET BUT U HEAR HER IN UR HEART
- SOFT LITTLE SMILE MAKES ANGELS SING
- 😬😬😬😬😬
- ZONES OUT ALL THE TIME BC SHE’S IMAGINING YOUR DEMISE
RATING: PERFECT
M Y W I F E
- SCREAMDFGDFG
- SHE’S WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME BETTER THAN SHE EVER IMAGINED
- SHE LOVES SO DEEPLY AND TAKES CARE OF THOSE SHE LOVES
- PERFECTLY ELEGANT TO AWKWARD DORK IN .5 SECONDS
- SHEEE’SSSS SOOOOOO TALENTEEDDD
- LOVES TEACHING THINGS TO PEOPLE
- N E R D
- COULD DEFINITELY KILL ME IF SHE WANTED TO
- PASTEL CHAOS AESTHETIC
- GIRL CAN GET IT
- SHE’S BEEN A CRIMINAL FOR OVER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS
RATING: PERFECT !!!!! BITCH !!!!!!
airyairyquitecontrary
airyairyquitecontrary
I agree with all of these and would like to add to Yellow Pearl’s dossier:
- is a court reporter and I am a court reporter so this makes us both special and validates my life choices
