Inspired by this answer I would like to see every Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher love story reassigned to Will Riker.
Arranged Marriage turtleneck dude who dreams of a tanned blonde instead of Deanna? Oh yeah Riker’s going in!
Duplicitous Todd Gak-loking fellow who’s also your opposing number in negotiations for the Barzan Wormhole? Riker’d go for it.
Soul Sucking Ambassador who’s blander than a beige blender? Yup Riker will get himself aged again for that.
Forehead enthusiast and historical Irishman living in a family candle? That’s downright Will Riker’s fantasy!
Now I realize there may be some….complications that arise around both Odan (which Will carried) and um, Tom Riker ….but hey, Riker’s game for anything at least once.
Let’s throw in every potential Data roadblock in there too! Bruce Maddox? Oh there’s a lot of post verdict opposing council drama there!
What’s his face, the XO from the Sutherland, Christopher Hobson? Oh that’s a dick measuring contest between two First Officers if I ever saw one!
Kivas Fajo? Rare trinkets and collectibles are Riker’s turn-ons!
