phosphorescent-naidheachd

I’m just going to leave this post here:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury
“I will gladly pay you TUESDAY for use of the millenium falcon TODAY”
Also Headcanon: Obi Wan let Vader murder him with a laser sword to escape his creditors
exerian
Whelp! That explains that!
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
“If you strike me down I will be free from the alarming amount of credit card debt that I have built up over the past few decades or so”













