spicyshimmy







jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

a sharp, knife-like letter opener

a heavy metal whatever this thing is

a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket



creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
spicyshimmy


















