Anonymous
asked:
au where the federation outlawed alcohol so quark stomps around his "family-friendly" restaurant asking " wOuLd YoU LiKe A miLkShAkE" cursing his business choice, rom is the friendly waiter, and garak buys kanar from quark's alcohol black market
bad-startrek-aus
answered:
spockvarietyhour

Uncle Quark’s FaMilY FeedBag!